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September 2004


 

Yeeeeeouch!

Thank God - we won't have to watch people eating bugs much longer. And in the not-a-surprise department, "Joey" is out of the top 10.

I've never even heard of this show.

Rocco's 15 minutes of fame are up. Buh-Bye, then.

I want one of these pillows! I love the line: "I think this is great because it does not betray me".

What the...?

That's it! I'm off to face the day. Ciao.

Everyone say it with me: Happy Birthday CuzGirl!

Am I the only one in the world who isn't watching The Apprentice?

Please. No roller coaster descriptions before breakfast. Gives me the whirlies.

Second note to self: REALLY, don't go to Mount St. Helens. It's gonna go up soon!

Remember when we didn't have to read about Cat Stevens in the news? Yeah.. those were good times...

I don't know about this. Maybe you should just stick with the singing, Melissa.. You're really good at that!

Reason #628 that I'm glad I'm not a teacher anymore.

I stopped at the yarn store last night to get more wool.. Now that I've mastered the art of felting, there are more slippers and bags to be done! And that shawl that I was working on? Forget it. I've had to rip it all out twice now, and that's enough of that. It's not a difficult pattern, it's just that you have to count EVERY single row, and you literally can't do anything except knit when you're working on it. At any given time, I'm knitting, watching TV, talking on the phone and/or on the computer simultaneously. I'm all about the multi-tasking, you know. I love the yarn, though, so I might just try it in a basketweave pattern...

Anyway, that's what I've got so far today. Have a more-than-adequate day. Ciao.

The cheleblog rule is no real names... but I must bend the rule in this instance.

I had to buy some little hanger-type stuff to hang up signs in the office. I knew just the type of clips I had to find. First I went here. Looked through the vast cavernous aisles for a while, then went to someone who's button said that they were "happy to help" me. She couldn't, but we went to ask someone who could. Only he was not-so-much about the "happy to help" me as he was to just sit and say "yeah, I might have seen those someplace, but I don't know where" and then just gave me the blank, deer in the headlights stare. He didn't even stand up. I walked over one aisle (about 30 feet) and there they were. Yeah. That woulda killed him.

Problem was, they didn't have enough. So then I went here. This time I didn't even bother to walk around. Went straight to a 12 year old (well, he had to be 16 if he was working in this state, I suppose) and interrupted what I'm sure was a very important conversation about NASCAR to ask if they had this item. He checked the computer. Consulted with an 11 year old girl (okay - maybe she was 12). Decided that he had to go ask a real grown-up lady. Sadly, the grown-up didn't come back to talk to me. He said that the grown-up thought that it might be at "that end of the store" and gestured at the other side of the store. Well. 15,000 square foot store. "That end" certainly narrows it down a bit. Oh, and I'd asked the girl if they had monofilament line while I was waiting for the grown-up answer. Her head had exploded. I backed away, slowly.

THEN, I got smart. I went to Frattallone's Ace Hardware. It was like going to Xanadu. (no, not this Xanadu). It was the Xanadu of hardware, though. People who actually walked around and helped. People who knew what it was that I was looking for. People who could tell me exactly where something was ("aisle 19, halfway down, left side"). They ROCK. If I had just been smart and gone there first, I would have saved myself 90 minutes and 20 miles of driving. Lesson learned: Go to the neighborhood store first.

That is all. Have a good day! Ciao.

Good Morning! Busy weekend... First and most importantly there was a birthday party for Ms. Mare (Happy Birthday! You look marvelous, dear..). Lots of cleaning. A trip to IKEA with CuzGirl (to pick up some rugs, and pillows). A little deli-dinner with Dame!. A little football. It was an ugly win, but we'll take it all the same.

Kevin! You were supposed to wait for me! Oh, well....

Note to self: Cancel trip to Mount St. Helens.

I guess you can go home again. (can you tell that I'm getting desperate for hockey news??)

I actually overheard a person say "I wish I could vote for President Bartlett". Hello? He's just pretend you know...

Prediction: this is the last year for ER. They should have taken a lesson from Seinfeld and ended the series two years ago.. Go out while you're still on top. Now it's just one more lame show that I may or may not watch.

Ladies and Gentlemen: my new hit single! (only people who know me in person will understand that... so here's the lame explanation: once or twice I've been known to throw my hand up in the air, yelling "call on me!" when I have something that I need to say. yeah. once or twice. not often...)

Here's your DUH headline of the day.

YOU have a most excellent day. Ciao.

Last night I did two things I've never done before (not anything to do with that..so get your minds outta the gutter, ya pervs): we watched Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back. I think I was the only person in the world who had never seen them. Well, NOW I understand what all the fuss is about. hee hee! They're SO good! It was too late to start on the last one, and I was complaining about wanting to know now how it was gonna end. Mac said "Well, how do you think I felt when I first saw it? I had to wait three years to find out how it ended!" True! That's why it's better to just wait for DVDs, maybe? Even though they were just two hours each, I had to take a little break in the middle of both of them. I have the attention span of a gnat. Anyway, I really enjoyed them.. and we had killer homemade pizzas so it was a good night. Today I'm on vacation, and it's quite cloudy and chilly. But I'm ready to brave the cold weather. Why, you ask?:

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The slippers are done!

This is so exciting. Miracles of science.

Enough with the hurricanes, already! Suddenly winter in Minnesota isn't looking quite so bad.

Here's what I don't understand about "superstars": their whole goal is to be rich and famous (thus recognizable). Then when they ARE famous and recognizable, they don't want to be noticed or photographed.

Case in point. She's a nut.

This is kinda like your dad saying "I'm so disappointed in you". I hated that!

Well, Thank God for that.

You knew it was just a matter of time until something like this happened.

They have (has?) to much time on their (his?) hands...

Have an excellent day. Ciao.

More and more businesses are coming to downtown St. Paul, continuing the turn-around started by Norm Coleman.

And the lockout continues.

Martha is going to jail in a couple weeks. Not a good thing.

I just. don't. care.

Oh, and I don't care about this, either.

Yawn - I'm having a hard time getting started today. Perhaps one more cup of coffee..
Have an excellent day. Ciao.

We got to the vet yesterday, and suddenly his paw was just fine - no limping at all! Is Issy just a big ol' faker?? The vet said no, but he was probably a little freaked out and he just 'forgot' that he was limping! She checked him out, he's just fine. So as long as we were there he got his shots and we're going to schedule a dental procedure and a senior-cat health screening for him. Hard to believe that they're senior-citizen kitties already. Issy was just exhausted after his ordeal. He slept for the rest of the day, and wouldn't even get up to EAT (that never happens), but he was awake at 4:45 this morning, and he was a hungry boy! I think he's back on the road to recovery.

Okay - I just heard the strangest line of all time on the morning news: "There's no evidence that Cat Stevens is a terrorist". This must be why.

Yes, but you won't remember where you are. (sorry. that was mean).

Michael Bennett is going to start practicing again. This is great news, because everyone else is falling apart.

Is the Seinfeld Curse broken? No, I don't think so.

What the...? (that one's for you, Corgi-Mom).

I'd watch a couple episodes of this.. if only to see (not-quite-as-hot-as-his-brother-Charlie) Emilio Estevez.

When I first saw this headline, I wondered where Mac was.. but the ticket was for a motorcycle, so he's off the hook.

Hey! Look at how Mihow is a REAL article-writer now!!! (i'm a geek: hey! i know someone famous! can i have your autograph?)

::chele's head explodes::. God's up in heaven, saying "GET OFF MY SIDE". (link via Freakgirl)

Behold! Home computers in the year 2004!

Reminder: my birthday is in 2 months and 7 days. You may buy me this book.(see how I am?)

I gotta get going! Ciao.

Little Issy-Cat is favoring his left front paw, and limping. He lets me touch it, so I don't think it hurts him all the time. And God knows he still has an appetite. Still, we're going to the vet at noon today. I wish they could talk! What the heck did he do? Did he fall? Bump his paw? Get it stuck in something? Oy, what a worry. I realize how much these little fur-balls mean to me. So cross your kitty-fingers for us, and I'll let you know what's going on.
And yes, here comes the cold. Sore throat, headache. Lovely.

It was a rather disappointing Vikings game. We held on to the ball for a long time - we just didn't score.

Perhaps you should have checked your sources a little more carefully there, Mr. Rather.

And so the hockey fall out begins.

Get well soon, Rodney.

Holy cow - She's 70???

Ewwww! Ewwww! Ewwwww!

Just calm down, guys. Sometimes you just have to let the little stuff slide.

Um, who thought this was a good idea?

I'm watching Issy walk around. It's a little better than last night, but still - we gotta get it checked out. I'll let ya know. Ciao.

Good Morning!

Hello? Some of us will miss hockey. And I'm a little afraid that this is what more and more players will do - they'll be playing in Europe and they won't come back.

I swear to God, now Britney is getting married just to prove that she can. Oy.

It was good to see Kelsey Grammer, Allison Janney, and James Spader win Emmy awards. I've never watched one episode of the Sopranos, but I guess it's good that they won, too.

Maybe all of the former Friends co-stars should just take a little break from TV. Please.

Hey! They stole my line!

Any guesses as to what we'll all be doing tonight?? Whoo hoo! Go Vikings!

I feel a cold creeping up on me - gonna go break out the Zicam stuff. Have a most excellent day. Ciao.

Weekend Update

Did chinese food last night, and the ran out to the Mall to see the new iMacs live and in person. Yeah.. pretty cool. I'm not in the market for a new computer right now, but Mac should probably get one right away!

All of the Snoopy statues are downtown now - it's almost the end of Peanuts season. I ran up and took pictures of most of the rest of them, and will get those up on the picture pages tomorrow. (I'm too tired tonight!). AND I ran out to IKEA and picked up these very cool storage boxes to get my knitting organized. They're called "Lyckeby". The name makes me laugh and laugh.

I'm going to work on my fuzzy feet slippers a little more, then head off to bed. and what are YOU up to, Bellas? Ciao.

Goodest Morning to you. Did I mention - it's Friday?!

I haven't done a lot of flying since September 11. I'm totally okay, though, with as much screening as is necessary.

They just started ringing the bells again a couple of years ago. Too bad..

Sigh.

Well, isn't this ironic-don'tcha think? Good, though. I told her to have a samwich, and now she's having a whole Happy Meal!

Oh, is Saturday Night Line still on? Remember waaay back when it used to be funny?

And in the thank goodness for small favors department...

Just kill me now.

Just in case there are any football uniform malfunctions, we'll get to see the games on 10-second delay.

Have a good day. Ciao.

Bumping along toward the end of the week..

RIP Johnny Ramone.

You know, I kind of understand Martha Stewart's point: if you gonna wind up going to jail anyway, just GO and get it over with. She'll be fine, and her company will rally and come back from this.

C'mon - are there no original movie ideas left anymore?!? Let's have a few more sequels and re-makes, please.

I could say something really mean, but I won't. Should I? ... Nah. Just gonna let that one go.

Oy, I just can't watch another year of Survivor. I can't. No. (or CAN I? hee hee hee)

There ya go. Beer is a health food! I always knew that.

Check out this amazing picture of Hurricane Ivan as seen from the International Space Station (link via Lileks).

Have a good day. Ciao.

I can't believe how much better I feel this morning - that's what a good solid 6 hours of sleep will do. Knitting was very fun - lots of laughs, and I'm glad it wasn't me who threw cocoa directly at that guy. Also, we learned more about a fellow SnB'ers secret obsession with Dr. Phil...heehee!

I swear to God, I'm never gonna complain about blizzards and cold again.

You wanna go out and get all liquored up and drive around? Fine, but... don't do it with your kids in the car, Tracy.

I'm sad. No hockey.

The first slipper is done. It's not felted yet, so it's HUGE. I love the colors, don't you?
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Take care, Bellas. Ciao.

I've had three hours of sleep. Three. Not five, not four, but three. This is not enough. I went to bed at midnight, tossed, turned, tossed, turned until 1:15. Then I got up and had a glass of milk. Went back to bed and flopped around some more. The last time I looked at the clock it was 1:50. Oy.

My new favorite website to look at when I'm bored or have insomnia at 1:30 in the morning (I mentioned the insomnia, right?) is HowStuffWorks.com. It's a little bit like leafing through the encyclopedia. Fascinating!

You gotta love that Oprah! Dame was telling me about this. What do you say? Road trip to Chicago to see the show? (it took me 3 tries to type the word "Chicago": Chiagco, Chagico, Chiago... I'm so freakin' tired...)

Prince Harry is 20 years old. William is still cuter.

I'll miss Everybody Loves Raymond. And who does he look like in that picture?

More coffee needed. Much. More. Coffee. Ciao.

Yesterday was all about football! I watched my Vikings soundly spank the Cowboys right after I saw Detroit beat Da Bears. It's a good thing that this season is shaping up to be an exciting one, because we're definitely not going to be seeing much hockey.

When I first saw the headline for this story, I thought 'oh, no... it'll be some sappy Lifetime movie!' - but I maybe if it's being made by Italian television it'll be dignified.

I didn't watch the Joey debut, will have to catch it in re-runs.

Looks like the Florida Keys have been spared, but Cayman Islands got hit hard. And Castro is saying that he'll refuse help from the US. Okay there, Fidel. Have another cigar.

Reason #237 why Issy-Cat is better than a viper.

That's what I know so far this week. I'm off to work now. Have a good day! Ciao.

Weekend Update

We went to KFAN The Restaurant on Friday. HUGE - and better than just bar-food. I've never seen so many big screen TVs in one place in my life. We'll have to catch at least one game on TV there.

I ran around and did a few errands yesterday, and had a little dinner with The Dame! This coming week has to be not-so-much about the food, I think. I crept up 2 more pounds which isn't bad, but I want to just keep one eye on it.
It's a lovely day, and I think I'll go play outside for a while. I have to be back before 3:00...it's REAL FOOTBALL for the Vikings today! Gotta love it. Welcome to Fall. Ciao, Bellas. Have a good day.

Good Morning. And yes, it IS Friday!

You know, I think I'm ready to follow Dr. Carter's lead. Remember when you were excited for the new season of ER to start?

Oh, for the Love of God, Part I.

Oh, for the Love of God, Part II.

The Queer Eye fad is fading. No surprise.. it's over-exposure, and too much the-sameness. Last year I watched every single episode. When the new season started, I watched the first show and then I thought "Why am I still watching this?". I'm done.

Give Sting and Annie Lennox credit. They don't get to vote (they're British citizens), and they don't try to influence how I should vote. I'm sick of election politics.

Hello??? Lock your doors, people.

I think that the kids responsible for this mercury contamination should have to pay back ALL the costs associated with it. They'd be paying until they were well into their adult years. Lesson learned.

Here comes Ivan.

EEEEK. The fam used to live on Swan Lake.

Have a good day! Ciao.

Good Morning. Is it Friday yet??

I finally had a chance to go to Borealis Yarns and pick up the yarn for the knit along project. Meleah, a fellow SnB knitter, was already WAY ahead of me on Monday.. She's probably done now! That's a good thing, though. I know I'll need moral support when I start felting! What a great store. And look at these colors. Can you say "Vikings Slippers"?

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I'm so tired! I went to bed last night at 10:15. I always feel like I'm somehow missing something when I turn in that early! Like I don't want to waste my time sleeping. In fact, this mug perfectly captures my life-motto:
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Have a great day. Ciao.

PS. Go check out Megan's top ten list. She's a late to the party girl.. but fabulous as ever!

I was totally tapped-out by 5:00 yesterday. I stopped at McDonald's and got very unhealthy food on the way home (but it was SO good) and then settled in on the couch. I didn't go to knitting, but I'd already gotten my group-knitting fix on Monday night. So I solo-knitted last night and finished the back of my newest project, the red hoody sweater.

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Let's look at the news, shall we?
You decide which is more real: a container full of solar wind or a container full of hurricane wind.

The Vikings signed Kicker Morten Andersen. He's 44 years old! My question is will he use a walker to get out onto the field, or will he ride on a Rascal?!? Kidding. He's the number two career scorer. And lord knows we need a kicker. REAL football starts tomorrow. YeeHaw!

Why do I care about this? Oh, that's right. I don't. And please, have a samwich.

I added ETonline.com to my Yahoo homepage. Every! article! on! there! is! full! of! exclamation! points! I think it's coming out of the rotation.

I'm trying not to be judgemental about the Joey Show.. but even the review is making me groan. He gets right and left hands mixed up? Isn't that kind of like laughing at the kids on the short bus?

Today's Whooops! moment.

And away we go. Have a good day. Ciao.

Here I am, ready to do another Top Ten List. This month, we (Brooks, RockGrrrl, Meghan and Sven to name a few) are listing our most embarrassing songs or albums. Yeah. Like you all don't have enough mocking-material on me yet.

I think I'm a girl with pretty cool musical taste. I've got 1700 songs on my iPod, each one better than the next, and... oh. never mind. I started actually going through the library one song at a time, and I didn't have any trouble at all coming up with some - ahem - questionable songs! The criteria I used in choosing each of these great hits is "If I had someone in my car with me and this song/artist came on, would I immediately hit the 'next' button?" For each of these the answer is definitely YES. Yes I would.

In fact, I had SO many - the newly created playlist called "I'm So Ashamed" has FIFTY ONE songs on it - that I decided to cheat (yes, Brooks, I'm a cheater!) and first list 5 artists with multiple songs that I'm ashamed of, and then five singles that I'm ashamed of. Hey - I was raised Catholic and am the product of 16 years of Catholic education. I've pretty much cornered the market on guilt and shame.

Keep in mind - all these songs are actually IN my music library today! Here we go:

ARTISTS

1. Bobby Sherman
I've never quite gotten over my 8-year-old-little-girl crush on him. So my library wouldn't be complete without such timeless hits as "Julie, Do Ya Love Me?" and "Easy Come, Easy Go".

2. The Monkees
(oh my god. I'm WAY dating myself here). Davy Jones was the dreamiest. Or the shortest. I'm not sure which. But I loved them then, and I love them still: "Last Train to Clarksville", "Daydream Believer", "I'm a Believer", and the lesser-known "Valleri".

3.David Cassidy and the Partridge Family
I'm just dragging all of ya kickin' and screaming through my childhood years, aren't I? CuzGirl and I went to a David Cassidy Concert LAST SUMMER at a Casino about an hour north of here. It was the greatest. A room full of 40 year old women screaming, dancing and throwing underpants at him. (no - they weren't granny undapantz, either..). How can you not love "I Think I Love You", "I Woke Up in Love This Morning", "I'll Meet You Halfway", "I Can Feel Your Heartbeat", and "Point Me in the Direction of Albuquerque"? Seriously...

4. Bread
We're moving into my awkward Junior High mixer days now. They were quite the over-wrought songs, now that I listen to them. "Diary", "Guitar Man", and the particularly desperate "Baby, I'm a Want You".

5. Neil Diamond
I went to 5 (count 'em) FIVE Neil Diamond concerts in high school. That's more than one a year, you know. What the hell was wrong with me? Obviously, I couldn't get enough of those great hits: "Shilo", "Song Sung Blue", "Forever in Blue Jeans", and "Soolaimon"

Good God. I'm going to need extensive therapy when this listing is done. Moving on to the Singles now..

SINGLES

6. Barry Manilow
"Mandy". Yes, I own this song. You don't need to make fun of me for it. Mac does that for all of you on a daily basis.

7. Caramba
Who is Caramba, you might ask? Why, who do you think gave us "Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot"?? Honestly, though - when I've had a spectacularly bad day, I listen to that on the drive home. Then I walk in the door and down a bottle of Yellow Tail Shiraz.

8. Hanson
"MMMMBop". I have no excuse. None.

9. Paul Revere and the Raiders
"Indian Reservation (The Lament of the Cherokee Reservation Indian)". Sweet Jesus. That's the most politically incorrect song in the world! ::rushing to delete it::

10. The last one needs a story. I was visiting with my Aunt and Uncle this spring. I'd been telling my sweet little Auntie all about my iPod and what a wonderous marvel of technology it is. "Why, you just put in these headphones and hit this button, and all this great music is at your fingertips!". I watched her eyes go wide as she listened to the next song on the list:
"Enormous Penis" by Da Vinci's Notebook. The lyrics go a little something like this "If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go, Come on and take a walk in my shoes. Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string cuz I've got the cure for all of my blues: I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start melting away!"...She put down the iPod, LOOKED at me, and just walked away. THAT's what's gonna put me into therapy - not listing these songs!

Make sure to go take a look at the other lists, too. I'll bet they're big losers just like me! (at least I'm hoping so..). Have an excellent day! Be kind in your comments.. Ciao.

Good Labor Day Morning to you. I'm up early getting ready to go to the fair, and also just finishing up the next Top Ten List.. this time it's the Top Ten Most Embarrassing Songs or Albums in our collections. I'm going to post mine tomorrow. Start working on your mocking-comments now.

There's a little news to talk about:
Thoughts and Good Wishes to Bill Clinton, undergoing surgery at this very minute. If you do or don't agree with his politics, you always have to wish people good health. See? I'm just like Mother Teresa...

Thoughts and prayers, too, to the people of Beslan, Russia as they begin to mourn and bury those that died. Unimaginable. I saw a quote the other day in an online article: "Humans don't do this to each other". Amen.

That smart guy is back on Jeopardy again. Someone please push him down, okay?

Bye-Bye, Ba-Ba Wa-Wa.

You get mad at a politician. The only logical thing to do is hurl cheese at them.

Three words: go to hell.

Bank robbers are getting younger and younger. Her excuse was that her account was empty. How about a baby-sitting job? Or a lemonade stand?

Now I'm off to have the last pronto pup and mini donuts of the summer. Fall unofficially starts tomorrow. Have a great day. Ciao.

Good Day. Today will definitely be a better day than yesterday, the greatest part of which was spent dealing with a broken HelloKittySaturn. Yes, I was going to run errands just after noon, went down to start the car and - - nothing. No click, no sound, nothing. I had some dash lights and the clock on the radio was still running, though. When I turned on the headlights, though, I noticed that they were just barely there, and immediately all the rest of the lights went out. Yep. Battery.
Got a jump (hurray and kudos to East Metro Towing), and hurried on over to Saturn. Those guys are great. They always take time to explain what's going on, and they ask you - never tell you - when they have to do things. It was great: "Do you want us to replace the battery?" Heh.. now, I'm not a huge motorhead, but I figured I probably wouldn't be able to drive home without one of those. I've heard it's an important part of the car! New battery installed and we're back on the road. It could have been worse. I could have been stuck on the side of a road somewhere. Note to self: buy new car battery in August 2007.

Because of all that hoo-ha and hullaballo I didn't get to the yarn store. I'm gonna get over there to buy yarn for the fuzzy feet slippers (yeah, yeah, I'm way behind the rest of the SnB girls, I'm sure!). CuzGirl and I are going to get over to the fair one more time tomorrow - we went on the first day, we'll get there again on the last day. You have an excellent day as well. Ciao.

Yesterday wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.... well... yeah it was. I'm just trying to put a positive spin on the whole thing. At least it's done - we get a whole brand new start today, and I get to go have chinese food tonight.

Still ongoing, with more hostages than previosly thought.. Those poor kids.

Um... NO, thank you. And ewww. eww. ewww.

I'm boring today, so I guess that's it.

No, wait: here's a fair picture.

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Ciao, Bellas.

Today's gonna be a tough, too busy day. One of those days when the alarm goes off and after a couple of seconds this big rush of dread hits you, and you think "oh, yeah - THAT's what I've gotta do today". The good news is, 12 hours from now it'll be done. If you need to, you can get through just about anything. Hey - it's not like it's cancer or anything! It gives you a whole different perspective when you think of stuff that way...

The stand-off in Russia continues. At least they're still talking.

Yikes. Here comes another hurricane bearing down on Florida. Note to self: don't complain about blizzards and cold weather ever again.

Interesting article about dyslexia.

Good. Go after those that violate the 'do-not-call' list.

Heh. If everyone would just go with Apple computers already, we wouldn't have to hear any more tales of woe about Microsoft's less-great-everyday upgrade. This thing is NEVER gonna come out.

I used to get really excited for ER's season premier every year. I'm getting to the point where I read articles like this one and I think wow - is ER still on??

Again - I love the Onion.

Well... let's get to it. Have a great day. Ciao.

Welcome to September. Sixteen years ago today I broke my leg. It STILL hurts every day... but I got a new truck out of it about 10 years ago. Heh.

How frightening. Keep an eye on this story today.

I think I'm kinda over Monk.

This isn't surprising.. How many times can you watch people eat bugs or get thrown off boats or buildings? Enough, already!

Uh Oh. Forgot to set the TiVo. Did anyone see it?

The most troubling aspect of this story is not that the man's - ahem - stuff was bitten off, but the fact that it was "unclear at what point he had taken off his clothes". What - he was doing a bit of naked dog-walking when the dog went after him? Weird visual, man....

Whoops.

Ciao, Bellas. Have a good day.